True life story 🤣🤣🙆🙆🙆

Me : Hi Princess, how are you?

Her : I’m good. Just that I’m mïssing you mall.

Me : I’m mïssing you too babe.

Her : Babe please can you come over to my place?

Me : Haaaa! This one that you’re asking me to come to your house laat. Are you alone in the house?

Her : Yes, my Dad just left for work now and he’ll be coming home tomorrow.

Me : okay I’m coming.

I took my bath dressed very well. I then arranged my room and sprayed perfume. I loçked my door and headed to their house. When I arrived at their house. I just opened the gate and met the seçurity man coming out of the house.

Seçurity Man : Hey!! Young Man. Stop there.

Me : Salot G hafana.

Seçurity Man: Humm!! Where are you going to?

Me : I’m going inside na, can’t you see.

Seçurity Man: You can’t go inside, who are you looking for.

Me : Which one is I can’t go inside? Are you the owner of this house.

Seçurity Man : I just asked you a simple question.

Me : As what? I’ve told you I’m going inside.

Seçurity Man : And I said you can’t get inside. Don’t make me púsh you out.

Me : Púsh who out? Me? As in? Wait why didn’t she tell the seçurity that I’m coming? Infaçt wait ( dials a number and makes a call)

Me : Allo babe

Phone : Yes sweet since that I’m waiting for you.

Me : I’m at your house ohh. I’ve even entered the gate but the seçurity Man would not allow me to enter the house.

Phone : Seçurity Man? Which Seçurity Man? We don’t have Seçurity in our house. Just wait a minute let me come. (Drops the call and starts coming)

Me : My babe is coming. You’ll lóóse your Job.

As she clímbs down the stairs heading to the door she keeps scrêāming and repeåting ” Who’s that Seçurity Man that’s d!stúrbing my peace laat? Who are you and who sent you?”

( She arrives at the door and sees the Seçurity Man)

Her : Jesus!! Dad!!! I thought you had góne to work?

Me : Dad? Why are you calling the seçurity man Dad?

Her : Daniel Shút up!! That’s my Dad you’re calling líke that.

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Well , when am back from the hospital I will finish the story

Hi cute my name is ” Daniel Michael okon”, and i love putting smile on people’s faces