Last night, my friends and I decided to go out to a Ladies Night Club.<\/p>\n
Everyone was laughing, drinking, and trying to outdo each other. Then one of my friends decided she wanted to impress the rest of us. She pulled out a $10 bill just as one of the male dancers came over.<\/p>\n
With a big grin, she licked the bill and stuck it right to his butt cheek.<\/p>\n
The table went wild.<\/p>\n
Not wanting to be outdone, another friend pulled out a $20 bill. She called the dancer back, licked the bill, and stuck it to his other cheek.<\/p>\n
Now everyone was cheering.<\/p>\n
Then my third friend reached into her purse and pulled out a $50 bill.<\/p>\n
At that point, I started to get nervous. I didn\u2019t like where this competition was going. But luckily, she only licked the $50 and stuck it on him too.<\/p>\n
My relief didn\u2019t last long.<\/p>\n
The dancer suddenly turned toward me and started moving closer. All my friends began clapping and shouting, waiting to see how I was going to beat $50.<\/p>\n
I opened my wallet slowly, thinking hard.<\/p>\n
Then the woman in me took over.<\/p>\n
I pulled out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the eighty bucks, and went home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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