A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won\u2019t stop staring at her.<\/p>\n
She asks him why he is staring.<\/p>\n
He replies: \u201cI have a question to ask, but I don\u2019t want to offend you\u201d She answers, \u201d My son, you cannot offend me. When you\u2019re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.<\/p>\n
I\u2019m sure that there\u2019s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive. \u201dWell, I\u2019ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me. \u201dShe responds, \u201cWell, let\u2019s see what we can do about that \u2013 you have to be single and you must be Catholic.\u201d<\/p>\n
The cab driver is very excited and says, \u201cYes, I\u2019m single and Catholic!\u201d \u201cOK,\u201d the nun says. \u201cPull into the next alley.\u201d The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.<\/p>\n
\u201cMy dear child,\u201d said the nun, why are you crying?\u201d \u201cForgive me but I\u2019ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I\u2019m married and I\u2019m Jewish.\u201d The nun says, \u201cThat\u2019s OK. My name is Steve and I\u2019m going to a Halloween party!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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