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\n \n \n \n I\u2019m 34-year-old Miley, and here is the tale of how I went from being a contented single professional woman to getting married to a homeless man, only to have my entire existence completely upended in the most unexpected way.<\/p>\n \n \n \n \n \n \n For as long as I can remember, my parents have been advocating for me to get married. They seem to have a stopwatch running in their thoughts, counting down the seconds until my hair turns white.<\/p>\n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n Every family meal became an unplanned opportunity to meet new people as a result.My mother, Martha, would begin, \u201cMiley, honey.\u201d Do you recall the son of the Johnsons?<\/p>\n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n At his company, he recently received a promotion to regional manager. Perhaps you two ought to get out for coffee someday.<\/p>\n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n \u201cI would say, \u201cMom, I\u2019m not interested in dating right now.\u201d \u201cI\u2019m focused on my career.\u201dBut your profession won\u2019t keep you warm at night, love,\u201d my father, Stephen, would add. \u201cDon\u2019t you want to live with someone?\u201dI would respond, \u201cYou guys and my friends share my life.\u201d \u201cThat\u2019s enough for me right now.\u201d<\/p>\n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n However, they refused to give up. \u201cWhat about so-and-so?\u201d and \u201cDid you hear about this nice young man?\u201d were asked nonstop.<\/p>\n Things took a bad turn one evening.<\/p>\n \n \n \n \n \n \n \n My folks dropped a bombshell while we were enjoying our typical Sunday supper.\u201dMiley,\u201d my father remarked gravely.<\/p>\n \n \n \n \u201cYour mother and I have been thinking.\u201dI muttered, \u201cOh boy, here we go.\u201dIgnoring my irony, he went on, \u201cWe\u2019ve decided that unless you\u2019re married by your 35th birthday, you won\u2019t see a cent of our inheritance.\u201d\u201d<\/p>\n \n \n \n \n \n What?\u201d I blurted out. \u201cYou can\u2019t be serious!\u201d\u201dWe are,\u201d my mother added. \u201cHoney, we\u2019re not getting any younger. We want you to be content and settled. And while we\u2019re still young enough to enjoy them, we want grandchildren.\u201d<\/p>\n \n \n \n \u201cThis is crazy,\u201d I stammered. \u201cYou can\u2019t blackmail me into getting married!\u201d\u201dIt\u2019s not blackmail,\u201d my father said. \u201cIt\u2019s, uh, it\u2019s incentive.\u201d<\/p>\n \n \n \n \n \n \n That night, I was so shocked by what had happened that I stormed out of their house. They had threatened to take away my inheritance if I didn\u2019t find a husband within a few months.<\/p>\n I wasn\u2019t upset because I wanted the money. It was more about the idea behind it. How can they attempt to dictate how I live my life?<\/p>\n \n \n \n \n I didn\u2019t visit them or return their calls for weeks. Then I had a great idea one evening.<\/p>\n I saw him while I was on my way home from work, thinking about deadlines and spreadsheets. Sitting on the pavement with a cardboard sign requesting change was a man who appeared to be in his late 30s.<\/p>\n \n \n \n \n He wore filthy clothes, had an unruly beard, and had a harsh appearance, but there was something in his eyes. A melancholy and a kindness that caused me to halt.<\/p>\n I had an idea at that point. Although it was absurd, it seemed like the ideal answer to all of my issues.\u201dPardon me,\u201d I murmured to the man. \u201cThis might sound crazy, but, um, would you like to get married?\u201d<\/p>\n \n \n \n \n The man\u2019s shocked eyes grew wide. \u201cI\u2019m sorry, what?\u201dI took a deep breath and continued, \u201cLook, I know this is strange, but listen to me.<\/p>\n \n \n \n \u201cI must marry as soon as possible. It would be a convenient marriage. I would give you food, clean clothes, a place to live, and some cash. You would simply need to pose as my spouse in exchange. What are your thoughts?<\/p>\n For what seemed like an age, he gazed at me. I was certain that he believed me to be joking.\u201dAre you serious, lady?\u201d he questioned.Absolutely,\u201d I told him. \u201cI\u2019m Miley, by the way.\u201d<\/p>\n \n \n \n \u201cStan,\u201d he answered, still appearing perplexed. \u201cAnd you\u2019re seriously offering to marry a homeless guy you just met?\u201d<\/p>\n I gave a nod.I swear I\u2019m not a serial killer or anything; I know this sounds crazy. \u201cJust a desperate woman with controlling parents.\u201dI must admit, Miley, that this is the most bizarre thing I have ever experienced.\u201dSo, is that a yes?\u201d I enquired.<\/p>\n \n \n \n \n After a lengthy moment of staring at me, I noticed the spark in his eyes once more. \u201cYou know what? Why in the world not? Future wife, you\u2019ve got a bargain.\u201d<\/p>\n My life suddenly changed in a way I could never have predicted.<\/p>\n \n \n \n \n \n \n After getting Stan cleaned up at a salon and taking him shopping for new clothes, I was pleasantly surprised to find that beneath all that filth was a quite attractive man.<\/p>\n It would be an understatement to say that my folks were taken aback when I revealed him to them as my secret fianc\u00e9 three days later.Miley!\u201d yelled my mother. \u201cWhy didn\u2019t you tell us?\u201dI lied and replied, \u201cOh, you know, I wanted to make sure it was serious before I said anything.\u201d \u201cBut Stan and I are so in love, aren\u2019t we, honey?\u201d<\/p>\n \n \n \n \n Stan did a great job of playing along. With made-up tales of our brief relationship, he won my folks over.<\/p>\n We got married a month later.<\/p>\n In case my little plan didn\u2019t work out, I made sure to secure a robust prenuptial agreement. I was surprised, though, that living with Stan wasn\u2019t all that horrible.<\/p>\n \n \n \n \n He was intelligent, humorous, and always willing to provide a hand around the house. We quickly became friends, almost like roommates who had to pretend to be deeply in love every now and then.<\/p>\n But there was one thing that kept bothering me.<\/p>\n Stan would often clam up when I asked him about his background and how he got onto the streets. He would swiftly shift the topic when his eyes clouded. I was fascinated and frustrated by the mystery.<\/p>\n The day that altered everything then arrived.<\/p>\n \n \n \n \n \n I came home from work on a typical day. I noticed a trail of rose petals as soon as I walked inside the house. I followed it into the living room.<\/p>\n I was stunned by what I saw as I entered the living room. There were roses all around the room, and there was a massive petal heart on the ground.<\/p>\n \n \n \n \n \n Stan stood in the middle of it all.<\/p>\n However, this was not the Stan I was familiar with. The cosy jeans and T-shirts I had given him were no longer there.<\/p>\n Rather, he was wearing an elegant black tuxedo that appeared to have cost more than my rent each month. He also had a tiny velvet box in his palm.I managed to croak out, \u201cStan?\u201d \u201cWhat\u2019s going on?\u201d<\/p>\n I swear my heart skipped a beat when he grinned.\u201dMiley,\u201d he remarked. \u201cI wanted to express my gratitude for accepting me. I\u2019m very thrilled because of you. If you genuinely loved me and married me\u2014not just in name, but in reality\u2014I would be much happier. The last month we\u2019ve spent together has been the happiest of my life, and I fell in love with you the instant I laid eyes on you. Are you going to wed me? This time, for real?\u201d<\/p>\n \n \n \n \n \n I struggled to comprehend what was occurring as I stood there with my eyes wide open. My mind was racing with a thousand questions, but one stood out.\u201dWhere did you get the money for all this, Stan?\u201d I enquired carefully. \u201cThat ring, the flowers, and the tuxedo?\u201d\u201dI suppose it\u2019s time I told you the truth,\u201d he remarked, inhaling deeply. \u201cYou see, I didn\u2019t tell you how I ended up homeless because it was too convoluted and would have put you in a tight spot.<\/p>\n \n \n \n \n And I cherished our life together.\u201d\u201dMy brothers decided to get rid of me and take over my business, so I ended up homeless,\u201d he went on. \u201cThey took my identity, falsified my signatures, and fabricated documents. They dumped me off at this town, which is miles from home, one day. They pulled strings when I tried to call the police, and I never received any assistance. They even bought off my attorney.\u201d<\/p>\n Stan told me his story while I listened in silence.<\/p>\n \n \n \n \n How he had lost everything, how he had been living on the streets for months. And how he was inspired to fight back after meeting me.I chose to fight back after you provided me a house, clean clothing, and some cash,\u201d he said. \u201cI contacted the best law firm in the country, one that my brothers couldn\u2019t influence because it works for their competitors.<\/p>\n \n \n \n \n \u201cHe disclosed, \u201cI told them my story and promised them a substantial payout.\u201d \u201cThey didn\u2019t want to take the case without an advance at first, but they consented when they realised they could finally outwit their competitors. They have recovered my bank accounts and paperwork, and a court hearing is scheduled for next month.<\/p>\n He halted and met my gaze with those gentle eyes that had initially drawn my interest.\u201dI\u2019ll tell you the truth,\u201d he grinned. \u201cI\u2019m not a poor guy. I\u2019ve been searching for love my entire life, but every lady I\u2019ve encountered has only been interested in my money.<\/p>\n \n \n \n \n \n But even though you believed I had nothing, you were still courteous to me. I fell in love with you because of this. I apologise for keeping all of this from you for so long.<\/p>\n Unable to comprehend his story, I collapsed into the couch. I was shocked to learn that the man I impulsively married was wealthy and had sincere affection for me.\u201dYou really caught me off guard, Stan,\u201d I eventually managed to remark. Although all of this new information is overwhelming, I feel like I have feelings for you too.<\/p>\n \n \n \n \n \n \n With a sympathetic nod, he led me to the dining table. He made dinner, which we ate.<\/p>\n After we were done eating, I told Stan how I felt.Stan, I appreciate your sweet gesture. In my entire life, no one has ever done me anything like this. As I spoke, a tear started to fall down my cheek.I\u2019ll wed you. I\u2019ve decided to do it. But in six months, is it possible for you to ask me again? We\u2019ll have a real wedding if my decision doesn\u2019t change. First, let\u2019s observe how this new knowledge affects both of our lives. I\u2019ll be there for you during this difficult legal battle.\u201d<\/p>\n \n \n \n \n A smile spread across Stan\u2019s face. \u201cI\u2019m overjoyed. I\u2019ll ask you again in six months, of course. Will you accept my ring now, though?<\/p>\n He put the ring on my finger after I nodded. 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