An Attorney was riding home in his limo and noticed two men sitting on the side of the road eating grass, he told his driver to stop and investigate.<\/p>\n
His driver went to the two men and asked, sirs why are you eating grass?<\/p>\n
The first man replied, I have no money and must eat grass.<\/p>\n
The driver told the Attorney<\/p>\n
The attorney would not hear of it and said come to my house and I will feed you.<\/p>\n
The man stated, sir I have a wife and three children, and then the second man spoke up and said I have a wife and six children.<\/p>\n
The Attorney says it is ok bring them all, there is enough for everyone.<\/p>\n
It takes about twenty minutes to get everyone into the car and they are on their way.<\/p>\n
Shortly after the two men are totally overtaken and are saying to the Attorney, sir I do not know how to thank you and we are not able to repay you, thank you for your kindness.<\/p>\n
The Attorney says to them do not worry about it, it is fine and plenty for everyone.<\/p>\n
You will love my house, the grass is about two feet high.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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