{"id":3383,"date":"2026-03-25T15:36:26","date_gmt":"2026-03-25T15:36:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mindfulescapades.com\/?p=3383"},"modified":"2026-03-25T15:36:26","modified_gmt":"2026-03-25T15:36:26","slug":"a-man-was-lying-in-a-hospital-bed-hooked-up-to-oxygen-recovering-frrom-surgery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mindfulescapades.com\/?p=3383","title":{"rendered":"A man was lying in a hospital bed, hooked up to oxygen, recovering frrom surgery."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Through the mask, he mumbled, \u201cNurse\u2026 are my testicles black?\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\"><\/div>\n<p>The nurse froze\u2014flustered. \u201cSir, I\u2019m only assigned to clean your upper body and feet,\u201d she said softly.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-4\"><\/div>\n<p>But the man insisted again, \u201cPlease\u2026 can you check? Are my testicles black?\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-5\"><\/div>\n<p>Worried his anxiety might affect his recovery, she hesitated\u2014but decided to help. Gently, she pulled back the covers, lifted his gown, and carefully examined everything.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-6\"><\/div>\n<p>After a thorough check, she said kindly, \u201cSir, everything looks perfectly normal. No signs of anything wrong.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-7\"><\/div>\n<p>The man slowly lifted his oxygen mask, gave a weak grin, and said:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThanks\u2026 but I was just asking\u2014are my test results back?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Oops.\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"emoji\" role=\"img\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/16.0.1\/svg\/1f605.svg\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude05\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Bonus story:<\/p>\n<p>A big-shot attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days, and he quickly became a nightmare for the staff.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6722\" src=\"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/649550460_1358837539616702_7266588697772647387_n-5.jpg\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 920px) 100vw, 920px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/humorssite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/649550460_1358837539616702_7266588697772647387_n-5.jpg 920w, https:\/\/humorssite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/649550460_1358837539616702_7266588697772647387_n-5-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/humorssite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/649550460_1358837539616702_7266588697772647387_n-5-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/humorssite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/649550460_1358837539616702_7266588697772647387_n-5-768x768.jpg 768w\" alt=\"\" width=\"920\" height=\"920\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>He treated the nurses like they were his personal assistants, barking orders and complaining about everything.<\/p>\n<p>None of the hospital staff could stand him. But the head nurse? She was the only one who wasn\u2019t afraid to put him in his place.<\/p>\n<p>One day, she walked into his room with a mission. \u201cI need to take your temperature,\u201d she announced.<\/p>\n<p>He immediately started grumbling and whining for a solid five minutes, but eventually, he crossed his arms, opened his mouth, and gave in.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo, sorry,\u201d the nurse said, \u201cI can\u2019t use an oral thermometer for this reading.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>More complaints followed, but after a while, he rolled over and exposed his backside with a dramatic sigh.<\/p>\n<p>Once the thermometer was inserted, the nurse smirked. \u201cI need to get something. You stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She left, making sure the door was wide open behind her.<\/p>\n<p>The man fumed in embarrassment as people passed by, laughing.<\/p>\n<p>Twenty minutes later, the doctor came in, looking around with confusion. \u201cWhat\u2019s going on here?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n<p>The attorney, red-faced and frustrated, snapped, \u201cWhat\u2019s the matter, Doc? Never seen someone get their temperature taken?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The doctor paused, then, with a straight face, said, \u201cNot with a Daffodil.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man froze. \u201cA\u2026 what?!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The doctor just shrugged and walked out. The nurse had really outdone herself this time.<\/p>\n<p>LOL!!<\/p>\n<p>Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Through the mask, he mumbled, \u201cNurse\u2026 are my testicles black?\u201d The nurse froze\u2014flustered. \u201cSir, I\u2019m only assigned to clean your upper body and feet,\u201d she<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3384,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3383","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-viral-article"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mindfulescapades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3383","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mindfulescapades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mindfulescapades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mindfulescapades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mindfulescapades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3383"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mindfulescapades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3383\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3385,"href":"https:\/\/mindfulescapades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3383\/revisions\/3385"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mindfulescapades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mindfulescapades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mindfulescapades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mindfulescapades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}