{"id":326,"date":"2026-01-12T15:15:15","date_gmt":"2026-01-12T15:15:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mindfulescapades.com\/?p=326"},"modified":"2026-01-12T15:15:15","modified_gmt":"2026-01-12T15:15:15","slug":"true-life-story-%f0%9f%a4%a3%f0%9f%a4%a3%f0%9f%99%86%f0%9f%99%86%f0%9f%99%86","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mindfulescapades.com\/?p=326","title":{"rendered":"True life story \ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83d\ude46\ud83d\ude46\ud83d\ude46"},"content":{"rendered":"
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True life story \"\ud83e\udd23\"<\/span>\"\ud83e\udd23\"<\/span>\"\ud83d\ude46\"<\/span>\"\ud83d\ude46\"<\/span>\"\ud83d\ude46\"<\/span><\/div>\n
Her : Hello babe!\"\ud83d\udcde\"<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Me : Hi Princess, how are you?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Her : I’m good. Just that I’m m\u00efssing you mall.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Me : I’m m\u00efssing you too babe.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Her : Babe please can you come over to my place?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Me : Haaaa! This one that you’re asking me to come to your house laat. Are you alone in the house?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Her : Yes, my Dad just left for work now and he’ll be coming home tomorrow.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Me : okay I’m coming.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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I took my bath dressed very well. I then arranged my room and sprayed perfume. I lo\u00e7ked my door and headed to their house. When I arrived at their house. I just opened the gate and met the se\u00e7urity man coming out of the house.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Se\u00e7urity Man : Hey!! Young Man. Stop there.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Me : Salot G hafana.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Se\u00e7urity Man: Humm!! Where are you going to?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Me : I’m going inside na, can’t you see.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Se\u00e7urity Man: You can’t go inside, who are you looking for.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Me : Which one is I can’t go inside? Are you the owner of this house.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Se\u00e7urity Man : I just asked you a simple question.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Me : As what? I’ve told you I’m going inside.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Se\u00e7urity Man : And I said you can’t get inside. Don’t make me p\u00fash you out.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Me : P\u00fash who out? Me? As in? Wait why didn’t she tell the se\u00e7urity that I’m coming? Infa\u00e7t wait ( dials a number and makes a call)<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Me : Allo babe<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Phone : Yes sweet since that I’m waiting for you.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Me : I’m at your house ohh. I’ve even entered the gate but the se\u00e7urity Man would not allow me to enter the house.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Phone : Se\u00e7urity Man? Which Se\u00e7urity Man? We don’t have Se\u00e7urity in our house. Just wait a minute let me come. (Drops the call and starts coming)<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Me : My babe is coming. You’ll l\u00f3\u00f3se your Job.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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As she cl\u00edmbs down the stairs heading to the door she keeps scr\u00ea\u0101ming and repe\u00e5ting ” Who’s that Se\u00e7urity Man that’s d!st\u00farbing my peace laat? Who are you and who sent you?”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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( She arrives at the door and sees the Se\u00e7urity Man)<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Her : Jesus!! Dad!!! I thought you had g\u00f3ne to work?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Me : Dad? Why are you calling the se\u00e7urity man Dad?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Her : Daniel Sh\u00fat up!! That’s my Dad you’re calling l\u00edke that.\"\ud83d\ude02\"<\/span>\"\ud83d\ude02\"<\/span>\"\ud83d\ude02\"<\/span>\"\ud83d\ude02\"<\/span><\/div>\n
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Well \"\ud83d\ude42\u200d\u2195\ufe0f\"<\/span>, when am back from the hospital I will finish the story \"\ud83e\udd23\"<\/span>\"\ud83e\udd23\"<\/span>\"\ud83d\ude46\"<\/span>\"\ud83d\ude46\"<\/span>\"\ud83d\ude46\"<\/span>\"\ud83e\udd23\"<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Hi cute my name is ” Daniel Michael okon”, and i love putting smile on people’s faces<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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