A man who makes coffins was on his way to deliver one of his coffins when his car broke down.<\/p>\n
Trying not to be late, he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination.<\/p>\n
Some policemen saw him & wanted to make some money off him, so they challenged him, \u201cHey, what are you carrying and where are you going?\u201d<\/p>\n
The man said, \u201cI do not like where I was buried, so I am relocating!!!\u201d<\/p>\n
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\nA man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:
\nBUMP!\u2026 BUMP!\u2026 BUMP!\u2026<\/p>\n
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.<\/p>\n
BUMP!\u2026 BUMP!\u2026 BUMP!\u2026<\/p>\n
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.<\/p>\n
FASTER\u2026 FASTER\u2026<\/p>\n
BUMP\u2026 BUMP\u2026 BUMP\u2026<\/p>\n
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping\u2026<\/p>\n
Clappity-BUMP\u2026 Clappity-BUMP\u2026 Clappity-BUMP\u2026<\/p>\n
\u2026on his heels, the terrified man runs.<\/p>\n
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.<\/p>\n
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.<\/p>\n
Bumping and clapping toward him.<\/p>\n
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!<\/p>\n
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket\u2026<\/p>\n
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