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A female class teacher was<\/div>\n
having a problem with a boy in<\/div>\n
her class in Primary 3.<\/div>\n
The boy said, “Madam, I should<\/div>\n
be in Primary 4.<\/div>\n
I am smarter than my sister and<\/div>\n
she’s in Primary 4″.<\/div>\n
The Madam had heard enough<\/div>\n
and took the boy to the principal.<\/div>\n
The principal decided to test the<\/div>\n
boy with some questions from<\/div>\n
Primary 4.<\/div>\n
Principal: What is 3+3?<\/div>\n
Boy: 6.<\/div>\n
Principal: 6+6.<\/div>\n
Boy: 12.<\/div>\n
The boy got all the questions<\/div>\n
right.<\/div>\n
The principal told the Madam to<\/div>\n
send the boy to Primary 4<\/div>\n
immediately.<\/div>\n
The Madam decided to ask her<\/div>\n
own questions and the principal<\/div>\n
agreed.<\/div>\n
Madam: What does a cow have 4<\/div>\n
of that I have only 2?<\/div>\n
Boy: Legs.<\/div>\n
Madam: What is in your trousers<\/div>\n
that I don’t have?<\/div>\n
Boy: Pockets.<\/div>\n
Madam: What starts wit a C and<\/div>\n
ends with T, is hairy, oval,<\/div>\n
delicious and contains thin,<\/div>\n
whitish liquid?<\/div>\n
Boy: Coconut.<\/div>\n
Madam: What goes in hard and<\/div>\n
then comes out soft and sticky?<\/div>\n
*The principal’s eyes opened<\/div>\n
really wide, but before he could<\/div>\n
stop the answer, the boy was<\/div>\n
taking chargtaking charge*<\/div>\n
Boy: Bubble gum.<\/div>\n
Madam: You stick your pole<\/div>\n
inside me. You tie me down to<\/div>\n
get me up, I get wet before you<\/div>\n
do.<\/div>\n
Boy: Tent.<\/div>\n
*The principal was looking<\/div>\n
restless*<\/div>\n
Madam: A finger goes in me. You<\/div>\n
fiddle with me when you are<\/div>\n
bored. The best man always has<\/div>\n
me first?.<\/div>\n
Boy: Wedding ring.<\/div>\n
Madam: I come in many sizes.<\/div>\n
When I’m not well, I Drip. When<\/div>\n
you blow me, you feel good?<\/div>\n
Boy: Nose.<\/div>\n
Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip<\/div>\n
penetrates, I come with a quiver.<\/div>\n
Boy: Arrow.<\/div>\n
Principal: O MY GOD.<\/div>\n
Madam: What starts with ‘F’ and<\/div>\n
ends wit a ‘K’ and if you don’t<\/div>\n
get it, you’ve to use your hand?<\/div>\n
Boy: Fork.<\/div>\n
Madam: What is it that all men<\/div>\n
have, it’s longer in some men<\/div>\n
than others, the Pope doesn’t<\/div>\n
use his and a man gives it to his<\/div>\n
wife after marriage?<\/div>\n
Boy: Surname.<\/div>\n
Principal: Chinekeme!!.<\/div>\n
Madam: What part of the man<\/div>\n
has no bone but has muscles<\/div>\n
with a lot of veins like pumpkin<\/div>\n
and is responsible for making<\/div>\n
love?<\/div>\n
Boy: Heart.<\/div>\n
Principal: Eeeeeh!!.. The principal<\/div>\n
breathed a sigh of relief and said<\/div>\n
to the Madam,<\/div>\n
“Send this BLOODY boy to the<\/div>\n
university…<\/div>\n
Even I myself got all the answers<\/div>\n
wrong!”<\/div>\n
Of course, I know most of you<\/div>\n
had different answers.<\/div>\n
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