A man went to the doctor.
\nHe said, \u201cDoc, you gotta check my leg. Something\u2019s wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you\u2019ll hear it!\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man\u2019s thigh only to hear, \u201cGimme 20 bucks, I really need 20 bucks.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019ve never seen or heard anything like this before. How long has this been going on?\u201d The doctor asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s nothing, Doc, put your ear to my knee.\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor put his ear to the man\u2019s knee and heard it say, \u201cMan, I really need 10 bucks, just lend me 10 bucks!!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSir, I really don\u2019t know what to tell you. I\u2019ve never seen anything like this.\u201d The doctor was dumbfounded.<\/p>\n
\u201cWait, Doc, that\u2019s not it. There\u2019s more, just put your ear up to my ankle,\u201d the man urged him.<\/p>\n
The doctor did as the man said and was blown away to hear his ankle plead, \u201cPlease, I just need 5 bucks. Lend me 5 bucks, please, if you can.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI have no idea what to tell you,\u201d the doctor said.<\/p>\n
\u201cThere\u2019s nothing about it in my books,\u201d he said as he frantically searched all his medical reference books.<\/p>\n
\u201cI can make a well-educated guess, though. Based on life and all my previous experience, I can tell you that your leg appears to be broken in three places.\u201d<\/p>\n
LOL!!<\/p>\n
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n
A Chinese doctor moved to the U.S<\/p>\n
A Chinese doctor moved to the U.S., but couldn\u2019t land a job at a hospital.
\nSo, he decided to open his own little clinic and hung a sign outside that read: \u201cGet treatment for $20 \u2014 If not cured, get $100 back!\u201d<\/p>\n
One day, an American lawyer saw the sign and thought, \u201cEasy money!\u201d So he walked in.<\/p>\n
Lawyer: \u201cDoc, I\u2019ve lost my sense of taste.\u201d<\/p>\n
Doctor: \u201cNurse, bring medicine from box No. 22. Put three drops in the patient\u2019s mouth.\u201d<\/p>\n
Lawyer: \u201cUgh! That\u2019s kerosene!\u201d<\/p>\n
Doctor: \u201cCongrats, your taste is back! That\u2019ll be $20.\u201d<\/p>\n
Annoyed but not giving up, the lawyer returned a few days later.<\/p>\n
Lawyer: \u201cI\u2019ve lost my memory. I can\u2019t remember a thing.\u201d<\/p>\n
Doctor: \u201cNurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put three drops in his mouth.\u201d<\/p>\n
Lawyer: \u201cHey \u2014 that\u2019s kerosene! You gave me this last time!\u201d<\/p>\n
Doctor: \u201cCongrats, your memory\u2019s back! That\u2019ll be $20.\u201d<\/p>\n
Now fuming, the lawyer came back one last time, determined to win the $100.<\/p>\n
Lawyer: \u201cDoc, my eyesight is so bad \u2014 I can\u2019t see a thing!\u201d<\/p>\n
Doctor: \u201cI\u2019m sorry, I don\u2019t have any medicine for that. Here\u2019s your $100.\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor handed him a $20 bill.<\/p>\n
Lawyer (squinting): \u201cHey, wait! This is only $20, not $100!\u201d<\/p>\n
Doctor: \u201cCongrats, your eyesight\u2019s restored! That\u2019ll be $20.\u201d<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
A man went to the doctor. He said, \u201cDoc, you gotta check my leg. Something\u2019s wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you\u2019ll<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3058,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3057","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-viral-article"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mindfulescapades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3057","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mindfulescapades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mindfulescapades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mindfulescapades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mindfulescapades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3057"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mindfulescapades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3057\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3059,"href":"https:\/\/mindfulescapades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3057\/revisions\/3059"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mindfulescapades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3058"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mindfulescapades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3057"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mindfulescapades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3057"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mindfulescapades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3057"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}