Her neighbor asks, \u201cWhat is it supposed to be when it\u2019s done?\u201d<\/p>\n
The little silver-haired lady says, \u201cAccording to the picture on the box, it\u2019s a rooster.\u201d<\/p>\n
He decides to go over and help with the puzzle.<\/p>\n
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle pieces spread over the table.<\/p>\n
He studies the pieces for a minute, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, \u201cFirst of all, no matter what we do, we\u2019re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.\u201d<\/p>\n
He takes her hand and says, \u201cSecondly, I want you to relax. Let\u2019s have a nice cup of tea, and then,\u201d he says with a deep sigh.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026<\/p>\n
**\u201d Let\u2019s put all of the Corn Flakes back in the box.\u201d**<\/p>\n
LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n \u201cIs that the High Street branch?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n \u201cNo, madam,\u201d replied the voice at the other end.<\/p>\n \u201cIt is now company policy to deal with telephone calls centrally.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cWell, I really have to talk to the branch,\u201d said the old lady.<\/p>\n \u201cMadam, if you just let me know your query, I\u2019m sure I can help you.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cI don\u2019t think you can, young man. I need to speak to the branch.\u201d<\/p>\n The call center operator was adamant.<\/p>\n \u201cThere\u2019s nothing that the branch can help you with that can\u2019t be dealt with by me.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cVery well then,\u201d sighed the old lady.<\/p>\n \u201cCan you just check on the counter? Did I leave my gloves behind when I came in this morning?\u201d<\/p>\n LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!<\/strong><\/p>\n Her neighbor asks, \u201cWhat is it supposed to be when it\u2019s done?\u201d The little silver-haired lady says, \u201cAccording to the picture on the box, it\u2019s<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":294,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-viral-article"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mindfulescapades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mindfulescapades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mindfulescapades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mindfulescapades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mindfulescapades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=291"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mindfulescapades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":293,"href":"https:\/\/mindfulescapades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291\/revisions\/293"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mindfulescapades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/294"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mindfulescapades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mindfulescapades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mindfulescapades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}A Little Old Lady Phone Her Bank.
\n<\/strong><\/h2>\nA little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the bank call centre.<\/strong><\/h2>\n
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