3 dads bragging about their children\u2019s success gets a surprise when a 4th dad tells them this!<\/p>\n
Four friends, who hadn\u2019t seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.<\/p>\n
After several drinks, one of the men had to use the restroom.<\/p>\n
Those who remained talked about their kids.<\/p>\n
The first guy said, \u201cMy son is my pride and joy.<\/p>\n
He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel.<\/p>\n
He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he\u2019s the president of the company.<\/p>\n
He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.\u201d<\/p>\n
The second guy said, \u201cDarn, that\u2019s terrific! My son is also my pride and joy.<\/p>\n
He started working for a big airline and then went to flight school to become a pilot.<\/p>\n
Eventually, he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets.<\/p>\n
He\u2019s so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.\u201d<\/p>\n
The third man said: \u201cWell, that\u2019s terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer.<\/p>\n
Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire.<\/p>\n
He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.\u201d<\/p>\n
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: \u201cWhat are all the congratulations for\u201d?<\/p>\n
One of the three said: \u201cWe were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. What about your son?\u201d<\/p>\n
The fourth man replied: \u201cMy son is g*y and makes a living d@nc!ng as a lap danc*r at a n!ght.c|ub.\u201d<\/p>\n
The three friends said: \u201cWhat a shame\u2026 what a disappointment.\u201d<\/p>\n
The fourth man replied: \u201cNo, I\u2019m not ashamed. He\u2019s my son and I love him.<\/p>\n
And he hasn\u2019t done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago,<\/p>\n
and he received a 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends!\u201d<\/p>\n
A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers.<\/p>\n
Salesman: \u201cCan I see your dad?\u201d<\/p>\n
Johnny: \u201cNo, he\u2019s in the shower.\u201d<\/p>\n
Salesman: \u201cWhat about your mother? Can I see her?\u201d<\/p>\n
Johnny: \u201cNope. She\u2019s in the shower, too.\u201d<\/p>\n
Salesman: \u201cDo you think they\u2019ll be out soon?\u201d<\/p>\n
Johnny: \u201cDoubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vase.l!ne, I gave him sup.er\/gl.ue instead.\u201d<\/p>\n