A Blonde And A Brunette Were Discussing<\/p>\n
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.<\/p>\n
Brunette: \u201cLast night I had three peak in a row!\u201d<\/p>\n
Blonde: \u201cThat\u2019s nothing; last night I had over a hundred.\u201d<\/p>\n
Brunette: \u201cMy god! I had no idea he was that good.\u201d<\/p>\n
Blonde: (looking shocked) \u201cOh, you mean with one guy?\u201d<\/p>\n
Wife : Honey, Shall i cut my hair?<\/p>\n
Husband : Ok cut them.<\/p>\n
Wife: But I took so much efforts to grow them so long.<\/p>\n
Husband: Then don\u2019t cut them.<\/p>\n
Wife: But nowadays short hair is very much in style.<\/p>\n
Husband : Ok cut them.<\/p>\n
Wife: My friends say short hair really suits my face cut.<\/p>\n
Husband : Ok cut them.<\/p>\n
Wife: But short hair cannot be tied in a knot.<\/p>\n
Husband: Then don\u2019t cut them.<\/p>\n
Wife: But nevertheless, i want to experiment with my hair.<\/p>\n
Husband : Ok cut them.<\/p>\n
Wife: But what if the hair stylist ruins my hair ?<\/p>\n
Husband: Then don\u2019t cut them.<\/p>\n
Wife: But I think i will cut them.<\/p>\n
Husband : Ok cut them.<\/p>\n
Wife: But if short hair doesn\u2019t suit me, you will be responsible.<\/p>\n
Husband: Then don\u2019t cut them.<\/p>\n
Wife: On second thoughts, its easy to manage short hair.<\/p>\n
Husband : Ok cut them.<\/p>\n
Wife: I hope it doesn\u2019t look funny on me.<\/p>\n
Husband: Then don\u2019t cut them.<\/p>\n
Wife: OK. I have finally decided that I will cut my hair.<\/p>\n
Husband : Ok cut them.<\/p>\n
Wife : So when do we leave?<\/p>\n
Husband: Then don\u2019t cut them.<\/p>\n
Wife: Are you Ok? I am talking about going to my mother\u2019s place.<\/p>\n
Husband : Ok cut them.<\/p>\n
Wife: You don\u2019t seem alright! Are you unwell?<\/p>\n
Husband: Then don\u2019t cut them.<\/p>\n
.<\/p>\n
.<\/p>\n
.<\/p>\n
This poor fellow (The Husband) is now admitted into a mental asylum and all he keeps saying is \u201cOk cut them\u201d and \u201cThen don\u2019t cut them\u201d<\/p>\n
A man ordered a voice-automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error.<\/p>\n
He got the car and became very proud of what the car could do without mistakes.<\/p>\n
One day, he was home and his wife told him to tell the car to go and pick the children from school as she was very tired.<\/p>\n
The man agreed and said to the car,<\/p>\n
\u201cCar! Go and bring my children from school.\u201d<\/p>\n
The car went and didn\u2019t return in time as expected, they knew something must be wrong.<\/p>\n
Several hours later and with no car, the man became apprehensive.<\/p>\n
He dressed up and got ready to lodge a report at the police station.<\/p>\n
As he and his wife stepped outside they saw the car coming with an overload of children.<\/p>\n
The car parked right in front of them and said,<\/p>\n
\u201cThese are your children, sir.\u201d<\/p>\n
In the car, were their Landlady\u2019s two daughters, their choir mistress\u2019 two sons, his wife\u2019s best friend\u2019s daughter, their pastor\u2019s son and their neighbour\u2019s two sons.<\/p>\n
The wife who was angry shouted at her husband,<\/p>\n
\u201cDon\u2019t tell me all these are your children!\u201d<\/p>\n
The man asked her calmly,<\/p>\n
\u201cCan you first tell me why our children are not in the car?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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